Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: Engaged... On Set!

Bravo, OK! magazine. You've taken the art of the attention-grabbing supermarket tabloid headline to new heights/depths.

In its latest issue, this celebrity gossip rag boldly states that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are engaged. But, like any credit card or mortgage application, one must read the fine print.

The sub-headline states that Rob proposed to Kristen on set, which is true... in the movie they're filming! As any Twilight Saga fan knows, Edward and Bella agree to marry in Eclipse.

Inside the issue, sources don't say a word about any engagement between Pattinson and Stewart, though insiders do confirm the couple crashes together in Rob’s suite at the Sheraton Vancouver Wall Centre and is very cute in between takes.

“If Kristen is looking for Rob, she’ll say, ‘Has anyone seen my husband?’’’ said a source. “And Rob loves to say, ‘Have you met my lovely wife, Kristen?’ It’s cute. They’re like a couple of love-struck teenagers.”

But these rumored new roommates are trying to keep the PDA to a minimum, insiders confirm, saving "real kisses for after the sun goes down... when you see them disappear into their hotel."