THG Caption Contest Winner For October 29

Yesterday's THG Caption Contest yielded some great entries, as always.

Our readers didn't disappoint with dozens of potential captions for this photo of Scott Disick and his baby mama's stepdad Bruce Jenner. Your winner is HVAC.

Congratulations on a job well done. The winning entry appears below the photo, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions sent in to us.

Honorable mentions go out to Nikki and Cindy. Thanks to everybody for sending in their efforts and best of luck in the next THG Caption Contest!

Former Olympic Champ meets total Douche for lunch.

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Chelsea Handler or Joanna Krupa: Who Would You Rather...

One is a comedian.

The other is a Dancing Star.

But readers of Playboy will get a chance to see both Chelsea Handler nude and Joanna Krupa nude in the very near future.

There will be two different covers of the magazine's December issue this year, as Christmas comes early in the form of a pair of scantily-clad blondes. See for yourself:

But what if this wasn't the case? What if Playboy made subscribes choose between Krupa and Handler?

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Chidi Uzomah, Ryan Seacrest Stalker, Arrested with Knife Inside E! Building

An apparently dangerous stalker of Ryan Seacrest, Chidi Uzomah, was arrested inside the E! building where Ryan shoots his daily TV show earlier this morning.

Uzomah was arrested at 9:40 a.m. PDT today, after showing up at E! offices and asking to see Ryan Seacrest. He was armed with a knife when he showed up.

Sources say he is the same man who attacked Ryan's security guard last month outside an Orange County hospital. In that incident, he had a knife as well.

Uzomah pleaded guilty to three misdemeanors for the prior incident. The judge placed him on three years probation, ordering him to stay away from Ryan.

Apparently that didn't work.

He was detained by LAPD the in the lobby of the E! building after a security guard, who was aware of who Chidi Uzomah was, called them after he came in.

An armed Chidi Uzomah came looking for Ryan Seacrest today. Scary.

Ryan Seacrest was in the building at the time Uzomah entered, although fortunately the deranged lunatic never got within sight of the American Idol host.

According to TMZ, the hardest working man in Hollywood and his staff have been asking prosecutors for weeks to take swift action against the alleged wacko.

Earlier this month, Uzomah, unaware that his target works out of E! offices in L.A., showed up at KIIS-FM in Burbank, Calif., on the hunt for Ryan Seacrest.

The Burbank police were called but no arrest was made.

Ryan's people called the Orange County D.A.'s office immediately after the KIIS incident, asking prosecutors to violate Uzomah's probation and put in place a criminal protective order. They fear he poses danger and should be locked up.

Not a hard sell after today's frightening encounter.

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Chaz Bono: Jennifer Elia is My Rock

Jennifer Elia, the girlfriend of Chaz Bono, was completely supportive of her partner's decision to undergo a sex change operation and become a man.

Quite the display of strength and quite the departure from the countless celebrity relationships we've talked about that fizzle out over minute details.

Chaz Bono says his gender reassignment surgery allows the two to physically have what they've always had emotionally: a heterosexual relationship.

"She's been amazing," Bono, who underwent the operation this summer, told ET.

"I really feel so grateful to be going through this with a partner."

Chaz Bono's operation by no means caught Jennifer Elia off guard.

She knew his intention to do this from the start, Bono says: "I didn't just spring this on Jennifer recently. This was something she knew about shortly after we met. Our relationship always modeled a heterosexual relationship."

"This was true emotionally and intellectually. Now it is physically as well."

Chaz Bono, whose voice is drastically lower and has been shaving once a week now, says he feels relieved, as in his mind, he's always been a male.

"I feel like I'm living in my body for the first time, and it feels really good," said the child of Cher, who was also supportive of Chaz's sex change.

"The one thing that will never change is my abiding love for my child," she said.

Click here for more Chaz Bono pictures.

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Miley Cyrus: Excited About Sex and the City Cameo, Birthday

A crazed fan might be threatening to kill a kitten if Miley Cyrus doesn't return to Twitter, but the singer isn't letting this possible homicide get her down.

On Ryan Seacrest's radio show today, Miley focused on her much-hyped, upcoming cameo in Sex and the City 2. She said:

"Literally, I shot for like an hour and a half, and I was done. It was a total dream come true... Working with [Kim Cattrall] was really cool, and Sarah Jessica Parker was the nicest person in the world."

Of course, it wouldn't be an interview with Cyrus if the actress didn't dish on something self-serving, as well.

Regarding her 17th birthday on November 23, the star revealed her outlandish part hopes, saying:

"I want to rent out a cool place and play all Dolly Parton music and have everyone dress up as their favorite Dolly moment. I am really excited about getting all my crew members to dress up as Dolly. That's probably going to be the funniest thing ever."

Write in now and tell us your favorite Dolly moment!

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Best of Celebrity Pics: October 24-30, 2009

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip. Below are some of the best celebrity pics that made it onto our website in the past week. We think you'll approve.

Click to enlarge some of the funny, sexy and random images below, then follow the jump to peep plenty more celeb shots from the last seven days ...

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The Rise and Fall of Lindsay Lohan: A Train Wreck in the Making

Lindsay Lohan used to be so cute. So fresh-faced, so innocent.

Now she's a slow-moving train wreck that's picking up speed.

The only question is when and where that train is going to crash, and if the result will be catastrophic. Can the coked-up engineer of this locomotive be saved?

Yeah. We know.

In just a few short years, she's gone from an adorable 'tween movie star to a shell of a woman whose Wikipedia page features a long, four-paragraph section called "Car Accidents, DUIs and Rehabilitation." That's never a good sign.

She's withering away, both literally and otherwise. That fresh, innocent face is long gone, a pair of comically enhanced lips all that remains in its wake.

Check out these Lindsay Lohan pictures from 1998-present and see how far she's come ... and not in a good way. We hope this photo montage inspires the people around her to step in and help before it's too late and she slips away:

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The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review: October 24-30, 2009

Quite a week, wasn't it? We can't remember a crazier seven days of celebrity gossip and news since ... well, the week before this. But this one was still pretty solid.

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip's Week in Review!

Some of the highlights (and lowlights) from the past week:

• Most subtle F-bomb dropped: This Arnold Schwarzenegger letter.
• Least subtle online plea for forgiveness: Chris Brown's RiRi Twittering.
• Most desperate fake mistress looking for 15 minutes:: Nicole Forrester.
• Least sane, potentially murderous stalker: Sean Christian Mathis.
• Only slightly less deranged (although funnier): This Miley fan.
• Oh, and this random Taylor Swift fanatic wasn't much better.
• Most absurd feud that absolutely refuses to die: Sarah Palin vs. Levi Johnston. He says she called her mentally challenged baby a retard. She replied suggesting Levi's a man-whore. He says he has info that can take her down. Etc.

Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston need to get in a cage fight already.

• Most excuse for a news story: Robsten breaking up. Were they even confirmed as a couple? Only by the same magazine that reported their split a week later.
• Least appropriate, borderline racist comment: Bob Griese's Taco Hell.
• Most exciting new couple like ever: Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner.
• Least healthy couple ever: Blake Fielder-Civil and Amy Winehouse.
• Most decadent wedding ceremony: Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.
• Least necessary child-pimping of the week: Billy Ray, on Noah Cyrus.
• Most overhyped release: Britney Spears' "3" music video. Sure, the publicity for Michael Jackson's This Is It was overkill, but at least the movie was good. And wasn't leaked five seconds at a time with a perfume ad.

Michael Jackson's This Is It debuted this week to general praise.

Don't forget to follow THG on Twitter for all of the latest Hollywood news, celebrity gossip, rumors, commentary and humor as it happens, 24/7/365.

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Alicja Bachleda Welcomes Colin Farrell Love Child!

It’s a boy for Colin Farrell! Again!

The actor and his girlfriend, actress Alicja Bachleda, welcomed their son Henry Tadeusz Farrell back on October 7. This is the couple's first child together.

Farrell confirmed he got Alicja Bachleda pregnant at the Toronto Film Festival in September. He has a 6-year-old son, James, with model Kim Bordenave.

The Irish star, 33, and the Polish actress, 26, began dating earlier this year after meeting while filming Ondine. That's gonna be a good-looking baby!

Alicja Bachleda and Colin Farrell are parents for the first time (together)!

Confirming the pregnancy in September, Farrell said he was looking forward to "everything" about parenthood. "I take it as it comes. Even changing diapers."

Congratulations to the new parents!

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Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman: It's Over!

Jon Gosselin is back on the market, having broken up with Hailey Glassman, his girlfriend of several months, Extra is reporting this morning.

"They're taking a break," an insider said, adding that it "may not be permanent."

The reason? Jon met with famed Rabbi Shmuley Boteach (who also advised Michael Jackson) for regular study sessions and counseling.

Afterward, he "apparently decided he needed to spend some time on his own."

So Jon and Hailey Glassman decided to spllit. But tension had been building.

Slightly damaged, mediocre girls of America, come and get your dream man!

Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman first got close in May when Jon stayed with her father, plastic surgeon Lawrence Glassman (who performed a tummy tuck for Jon's estranged wife, Kate, after she gave birth to their sextuplets), in New York.

The two claim they didn't become romantically involved until Jon and Kate Gosselin filed for divorce in June, but they've been a (fairly) stable item since.

Until earlier this week, that is. Glassman told The Insider she felt "emotionally abused" by Gosselin, a natural liar who is prone to "mantrums."

"I don't know why I love him," she said.

A source close to Hailey reports, "They broke up the day she did that interview. She told me it was gonna be over. She was just waiting to let him go."

Yesterday, Gosselin was apparently resigned to this fate, admitting in a statement that he got "carried away by the challenges of fame" and yearns to "reconnect with my deeper, more spiritual, more altruistic self."

We're not exactly holding our breath.

Hailey Glassman is back on the market, too. Don't everybody call at once, guys

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