Kim Kardashian Kritiques Kourtney Kardashian: She's a "Crazy Bitch"

According to Kim Kardashian, her sister is "huge" in two ways:

1. As a woman that's approximately six months pregnant;
2. As a bitch.

First, more obvious and less insulting things first.

Kim told E! News that Kourtney Kardashian - who is pregnant, in case you haven't heard - has a belly that is growing along with the human being inside of her. Incredible, we know.

"She's huge. She is huuuuge! I think she's in denial of buying maternity clothes, because she just borrows Khloe's clothes," Kim said, quickly explaining herself. "It's because Khloé is so much taller. Kourtney will take Khloé's top and wear it as a dress... She will not buy maternity clothes. I don't know what's wrong with her."

You mean, aside from a pathological need for attention? We don't know, either.

As for the upcoming season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim pretends as though Kourtney's pregnancy was not pitched to the family months ago by the writers. How dumb does she think we are?!?

"Kourtney is so moody," she said. "She is such a crazy bitch these days. She's so moody that I'm nervous to start shooting."

Just read the cue cards and you should be fine, Kim.