Marge Simpson on Playboy Pics, Relationships

Move over, controversial Meghan McCain Twitter photo.

You don't have the market on unexpected voluptuous Internet bombshells cornered just yet! There's a certain Springfield housewife on your heels!

Last week, we broke the news that Marge Simpson Playboy pics - yes, Marge Simpson Playboy pics - would be gracing the magazine's new issue.

Now, the men's magazine has released excerpts from its exclusive interview with the blue-haired babe. Some sound a lot like The Simpsons quotes.

Here's what Homer's wife has to say about ...

Her family’s reactions to her Playboy pictorial: “Homer said he was intrigued because he had never heard of [Playboy]. The notion of women posing in the buff was completely foreign to him. Wasn’t it sweet of him to lie?"

"Lisa said it was empowering to see a woman in control of her own body. Wasn’t it sweet of her to lie? Bart will never learn about this under any circumstance.”

How she knew Homer was the one: “Well, when the doctor said I was pregnant, I heard a voice saying ‘That’s the man you’re going to marry.’"

"The voice was my mother’s.”

Her secret to a successful relationship: “Homer and I have one rule that has worked incredibly well: Never go to bed hungry.”

Advice she gives Lisa regarding men: “I always tell my Lisa she should marry the man who loves her. It doesn’t matter if he’s losing his hair or is overweight or is at a bar every night ... or if he forgets your birthday and anniversary."

"All that matters is that nothing means anything to him but you.”

Advice she gives Bart regarding women: “I say, ‘You won’t meet any girls in prison, which is where you seem to be headed.’”

What she prides herself on doing around the house: “Searching for copies of [Playboy] and throwing them away…they’re usually in the bedroom.”

As for what Marge Simpson's Playboy photos will look like? Well, if these pictures from The Simpsons are any indication ... um, all natural?