These are some photos of Dita Von Teese and her young, hot, sexy, mouth-watering French boyfriend, Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac. You may remember, I’ve been hot for this dude for a while (as has CB). He’s just SO PRETTY. He’s so beautiful, I barely notice Dita, and she’s one of my favorite people, so that says a lot. This is what makes me believe that Dita is truly as amazing as I think she is - she landed this lovely French aristocrat, and he walks red carpets with her and looks down at her (because he’s super-tall and he towers above her) lovingly. Sigh… why am I not Dita Von Teese? I want her life for just a week. A week spent in bed with Louis-Marie.
Anyway, these photos are from last night’s amfAR event in Paris. I’ve been looking to see who did Dita’s gown, and no one has it thus far, so if you want to yell at me and identify it, go ahead. It looks like… Michael Kors, maybe? She looks surprisingly good in this deep navy, although I do prefer her when she does a brighter color. But even in a rather plain dress, Dita still stands out because she’s styled herself beautifully - perfect makeup and hair, simple jewelry, perfect. I love her. Dita WINS.
Kim Kardashian has long insisted she hasn’t had any work done to her face other than Botox. It’s hard to believe that Botox is solely responsible for the cat-like change in her features, just as it’s hard to believe she hasn’t had butt implants, as she’s also insisted. Her ass is huge, and earlier photos show that she didn’t always have a bubble butt as she insists. The thing is, no one really photographed Kim’s ass before it became so prominent because she wasn’t famous back then and she wasn’t posing backwards on the red carpet to show it off. So all we have are some odd angled photos that can be interpreted differently. But whatever, Kim had something done to her butt definitely. (ha!) She says it’s all real though, just like her face and her life, and has offered XRays of it as “proof” that she doesn’t have implants:
After enduring countless accusations that her rear-end has been cosmetically altered, Kim Kardashian found a way to finally put those allegations to rest.
On the next “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” Kim’s sisters Kourtney and Khloe accompany her to their family doctor to take an x-ray of her derriere in order to prove that it’s vacant of implants.
“Can we x-ray Kourtney’s boobs, so we can see what an implant looks like?” Kim suggested, taking one more step in solidifying her credibility.
That was really bitchy what she said about Kourtney, but at least Kourtney owns up to the work she’s had done. Kim made a similar nasty dig at Kourtney in an interview with Hello! recently. She said she hadn’t had a nose job and that she just keeps her “face tilted down slightly to stop the shadows.” Then she told a story about how she asked about getting a nose job and the doctor offered one to Kourtney instead. Of course he did, because Kim is “all natural” and “perfect.”
Kim said “When I was younger I went to a plastic surgeon to see if I could get my Armenian nose corrected and he said he wouldn’t do it as I didn’t need it. Funnily [sic] enough, the plastic surgeon said he’d do my sister Kourtney’s nose, even though she was only there to hold my hand. It was very funny.”
There are all sorts of injections that can lift and fill out the butt without implants, like the “Brazilian Butt Lift,” which involves fat transfer to the butt, or PMMA injections, also known as “hydrogel.” None of these would show up on an X-Ray and the results you can see online (bare butt photos NSFW) are virtually the same as butt implants. So Kim might not have implants but that doesn’t mean her ass is natural.
I don’t even know what to say about this mess. These are new photos of Elizabeth Hurley and her jumpoff, Aussie cricketer Shane Warne, leaving Liz’s home to attend Elton John’s White Tie and Tiara Ball. Do you not recognize Shane Warne? That’s because he used to have a somewhat normal face, just a handful of months ago. Somewhere along the way, he and Liz became an established couple (she was screwing him while still married to Arun Nayar), and I feel like Liz may be behind this “makeover”. For reference, here’s Shane’s face in January:
Shane has long been rumored to have undergone some tweaking here and there, some Botox, maybe a little eye surgery. But to go from that ^^^ in January to this in June, that’s more than minor tweaking. Bitch got a facelift. He looks like the love child of Tony Blair and a Ken doll.
Anyway, Shane and Liz are happening, they are in love (or whatever) and they’ve managed to become “established” enough to attend a major London event together. The British press says that Shane and Liz were inseparable the whole night, and very handsy (gross). Shane has always been a horndog and a compulsive womanizer, though, so I’m not sure what Liz thinks is going to happen now. Even as her marriage was ending, presumably because of her affair with Warne, Warne was still married and screwing around on his wife with other women besides Liz.
Shane spoke about Liz in a recent interview, saying, “She’s a lovely lady. We get on really well and I’m spending a lot of time in England this summer, working for Sky. We’ll wait and see what happens between Liz and I - but at the moment things are great.” Yeah… that sounds like a man who is keeping his options open. I wonder who Liz will be banging when this one goes south?
Here are some additional fashion photos from last night’s amfAR Inspiration gala in Paris - I already coveredthe photos of Dita Von Teese and her crazy-hot boyfriend here. Diane Kruger was also in attendance, but she didn’t bring her cute boyfriend, so she doesn’t “win” as much as Dita. Diane wore this red, silk Yves Saint Laurent gown which I’m kind of meh on. Don’t get me wrong, the dress in and of itself is very pretty, and on a different woman, I would be loving it completely. But it just feels like Diane didn’t feel like styling it the right way. Her face looks washed out, her hair is a mess. It’s like she pulled her hair back into a makeshift bun, washed her face in the sink, and decided to just throw on the gown and some red lipstick and go to the event.
I guess the best you can say about Diane is that at least she didn’t look as insane as Fergie, who was also at the event. Fergie wore Louis Vuitton autumn/winter 2011-12, and beyond looking insane and not formal enough for the event, it also looks like Fergie’s plastic-surgery-jacked face is falling. So much for that “new lipstick” huh? She’s just a train wreck.
