HOLLYWOOD NEWS AND GOSSIPS

Lindsay Lohan Gets Plastered Before, After Court

Monday, October 19, 2009

Sometimes a court date really puts a damper on your party schedule - but not for long. Or at all. These things happen when you're Lindsay Lohan.

Not only was the "actress" out at Voyeur until 1:30 a.m. the night before her court date, which she was late for, but she hit the town after it, too.

Hey, why let a hearing in which you have to report on the status of your probation after being arrested for DUI come between you and alcoholism?

Her club destination of choice Saturday was Teddy's, a regular spot for Lindsay Lohan debauchery. Apparently she looked like an absolute wreck.

"Her hair was greasy and not brushed, she wasn't wearing makeup, she was smoking cigarettes inside the club every 5-10 minutes," a witness said.

That wasn't the only notable moment of the night, either.

DOWNWARD SPIRAL: Lindsay Lohan is running out of time with us.

At closing time, a waitress went over to her table to pick up the drinks, at which point Hohan said she "not leaving yet" and would "finish her drink when she was ready."

The manager of the club went over to try to intervene, Lohan lashed out again, then "sucked down the remainder of her drink as fast as she could and left immediately."

Always a class act, this one. Isn't she supposed to be clean?

No wonder people close to her say she has hit rock bottom and is an obituary waiting to happen. It's sad when Michael Lohan calls you a sad, hollow and empty person.

Meanwhile, also at the club was a baseball cap-wearing Leonardo DiCaprio. The actor was spotted on the dance floor with Melrose Place hottie Katie Cassidy. HOT!

Kim Kardashian: Kompletely Kompatible with Reggie Bush

Yesterday, Reggie Bush and his Saints remained undefeated by blasting the Giants 48-27 in New Orleans.

But that wasn't the best part of this running back's day: he got to go home and make sweet love to Kim Kardashian.

Indeed, the couple has officially reconciled after a few weeks apart, a development that Kim says strengthened the pair's bond.

"We just made the decision that we want to make it work, and the time off was really beneficial for the both of us," Kardashian told People before the weekend. "I think sometimes people need to take a break just to take time off to see how much they need each other and how much they really are compatible.

"It's just about making a commitment. With our schedules it was really tough."

With Bush on a Super Bowl contender, though, Kardashian has made the sacrifice: no more bikini shoots getting in the way of true love!

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Holla: We Got Pre-Nup, Yeah!

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian got married last month, in a beautiful ceremony that wasn't at all paid for by E! and staged for a reality show.

Making the event even more romantic was the rumor that it wasn't legally binding because the two sides were still hashing out the details of a pre-nuptial agreement.

Now, however, the totally smitten couple can sign on the dotted line of a marriage contract: TMZ reports a pre-nup has been worked out.

The site states the couple has orally (hehe, orally!) agreed to a deal. Odom's new $33 million contract is off the table, as he'll be able to claim all his assets as his own.

But the Lakers star will fund a joint account for the pair, and will provide Khloe with a static annual sum throughout the marriage; yes, this is essentially an allowance for his wife.

Odom will also purchase a house for the couple. The desperate pleas for attention and contrived photo ops for the pair? Khloe is in charge of those.

Dina Lohan to Michael Lohan: STFU About Lindsay

Hello? Pot? Oh, hey! This is Kettle. Just wanted to let you know you're black.

This is basically what Dina Lohan, very likely the worst mother in human history, is saying in her recent message for her ex Michael about his recent interviews.

Michael has said that their troubled daughter Lindsay is abusing prescription pills and is a shell of a person. Dina says Mike should zip it and focus on himself.

Using a celebrity gossip mag as her personal voicemail, Dina lashed back at People Michael: "Michael Lohan needs to focus on paying child support, of which he is six months behind, and making up for all the years he was an absentee dad."

Moreover, the miserable excuse for a human being and parent says her counterpart "needs to stop going national television talking about his children publicly."

Right, because that's not what Dina's entire life is based on.

On Saturday, Michael told celebrity photo agency X17 that he is angling for a Britney Spears-style arrangement in which he can administer Lindsay's affairs.

What a mess. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"I'm going to see the judge this week... If I can't get a conservatorship, then I'm going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight. But I know I'm gonna get charged [with] kidnapping," the absolute moron said.

During a taping of The Maury Povich Show last week, Michael looked into the camera and relayed this message to Lindsay: "I’m gonna do anything, everything I have to save your life, whether mom likes it, the public likes it, or anyone."

In response to Dina's comment, Michael tells People: "She says I'm not focusing on being a good parent, but is [Dina] focusing on being a good parent?"

You tell her, Mike.

Insisting he is only going public for the sake of Lindsay, he says, "Look, I know sometimes I've said things I shouldnt have, but I have to help my child."

Good luck with that. Lindsay, who got plastered twice over the weekend, plans to turn to the courts and seek a restraining order against her father.

"Lindsay is actively getting a restraining order, her lawyer have already been contacted," says a Lindsay source. "She's scared. This is really serious."

Holy Halle Berry!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

We apologize to Megan Fox, Marisa Miller and whatever other beauties people wish to bring up.

But the debate about the sexiest woman alive is over. It's finished. It's more obvious than the phoniness of the balloon boy hoax.

Halle Berry has earned the honor. Her years of hard work, solid acting and absolute hotness are unparalleled in the annals of female homosapiens.

Just look at the photo of Berry below. This comes after giving birth, mind you. Can anyone really debate that you're looking at the best looking woman alive?

Miley Cyrus: Sex and the City Sequel Role, Dress Confirmed!

As Liam Hemsworth likely knows, Miley Cyrus knows a thing or two about sex.

Soon, movie fans will find this out for themselves.

Following various reports and rumors, it's now been confirmed that the Disney icon will make a cameo in the Sex and the City sequel.

She won't speak (thank goodness), but the singer will appear on the red carpet of an event... wearing the same dress as Samantha Jones, much to the chagrin of the latter character!

Cyrus actually modeled the dress in question for reporters this week. This is what you'll see her donning on screen:

In response to the role, Miley Tweeted... nothing.

Sex and the City 2 comes out in May 2010. Will you be more likely to see if with Cyrus on board?

Kourtney Kardashian: Burglarized!

Used to stealing the spotlight from other talentless celebrities, Kourtney Kardashian has now seen expensive items of her own stolen.

The socialite's home was burglarized last night, a discovery made by Kourtney after she and Scott Disick returned from dinner.

According to police, hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of jewelry was taken, including a Cartier watch, a Rolex, diamonds and gifts given to Kourtney by her late father, Robert Kardashian.

Kourtney celebrated an early birthday for Kim Kardashian on Friday night, but her mood quickly changed an evening later.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: Cuter Than Ever!

In 2008, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart posed for a photo shoot with Vanity Fair.

At the time, the actors were almost scarcely known, as the Twilight phenomenon was just taking off and rumors of their relationship weren't making a blip on the celebrity gossip radar.

Fast forward a year, and it's safe to say times have changed.

Now, the recently-released outtakes from this spread are causing quite an online stir. The reason? They may be the most revealing shots we have of this likely couple.

Because the pictures were snapped prior to the paparazzi and tabloid onslaught that has taken over Robert and Kristen's life, the two were unafraid to be cozy, comfortable and adorable with one another. Here's what we mean:

You'd be hard pressed to find any new photos of Robsten conducting such PDA sessions, so take full advantage of these images. Click on each below for larger, cuter pics of the Twilight Saga stars: